If beards were persistent bastards

After that huge night out with work in the morning there's always something you will forget to do in the morning rush. Most days it's leaving something at home, forgetting to feed your kids, or not letting the hostage in your basement out for his daily dosage of air. On the worst days though, you'll forget to shave or be in such a rush you wont shave well. Then you'll be forced to endure the day with that itching feeling of a tiny patch of missed stubble, or a slightly embarrasing lip warmer slowly growing off your face.

In case it's not abundantly clear, this is probably a product for all the ladies out there.

The incredible guys at Infmetry know the pain you've feel, and have sent Carzor running to the rescue. It's a portable razor that is the same size as any standard visa/library/man card, meaning it should take pride of place in your wallet right next to that one photo of your loved one/car. Of course, walking around with a razor blade in your pants might not seem like the safest thing to do on a daily basis, but the razor stores itself in its accompanying mirror, thus ensuring your legs aren't torn to shreds when you walk.

Unfortunately, you'll have to free up some room in your wallet, because at $17 this razor wont be breaking your bank anytime soon.

I hear Justin Beiber has one on hand in case he spontaneously hits puberty.