If Scrooge McDuck was stingy.

You are very poor.

You've spent your days breaking your back to put bread on your table, which you can then eat and put food into your stomach. But this requisite act of eating will always have the side effect of grimy teeth and smelly breath, thus ruining any of your chances of procuring a mate and thus living a filfilled and happy life. Sadly though, your roll of toothpaste has run out, and you are too poor to buy another one. Normally you would just curl the tube manually, or squeeze it all out in an inefficient manner, but since your back has broken from toiling in the field, you barely lack the strength to lift your tooth brush.

If only there was some sort of device you could buy that would take all the effort out of this impossible task.

Enter Cedes Toothpaste Squeezer, the one and only chrome plated device you will ever need to squeeze the last few cents out of your precious tube of colgate. This incredibly simple device means you wont have an awkwardly crumpled tube sitting atop your basin, and you will most definitely be the envy of all your friends with grimy teeth. 

Unless of course they learn about the $300 price tag.

Then you'll just look like an ass.

But your teeth will be shiny, and it practically pays for itself after your 2000th tube...

If Batman rode a Bicycle

“The world doesn’t need another bike redesign—the world needs thoughts on simplification, part reduction and greater product life span. Our lives need attention and care, not the objects that serve us.”

The team over at Inner City Bikes had a great idea and realised that the bicycle was an incredibly over complicated and messy machine. From chain jams, to greasing your gears, all the way to those incredibly trendy pants that tuck into your socks so they don't get chewed into your mode of transportation. They realised that all these problems stemmed from the chain and then rightly designed a bike that didn't need one. Boasting sharper turning, more power to the rear wheel, and the best ice-breaker rolling around the streets today, the Inner City Bike looks to revolutionise the way trendy people travel around urban metropolises. Fortunately it's nearing the end of its protoype phase and entering into manufacturing, to get in on the action shoot them an email here and ask very nicely to be put on the waiting list.

I put in a special order for one with training wheels.

We exist, and so does stuff

This incredibly populous planet of ours is inhabited by people with ideas. Some have grand ideas the size of sky scrapers, and some have ideas that articulate astonishingly atomic attributes about almost all amazingly archaic things starting with A. Here at stuff that exists, we aim to bring you none of these things, because ideas are just that, ideas.

They do not exist.

Some ideas though, should exist, and quite a lot of them in fact do, but they remain hidden, forced to the nether regions of this gigantic internet, only be discovered by those with time, patience, and dedication enough to find them.

We are those people, and we want you to be too. 

Of course, in this modern era we understand that there's barely time to scratch your nose let alone trawl the internet. This is why we're taking the liberty of finding these things and bringing what we think are the very best to the forefront, making us your one stop shop for the greatest new ideas that you could have sitting in your living room if you so wished.

Over the course of the next few weeks our page will undergo a few random changes as we try and streamline our image to make sure we bring you the best in the best looking way possible. Also, a fancy logo at some point will appear and we hope you like it when it does.